原来人类想死,对于 AI 来说是幽默,把我整笑了。
Tag: 幽默
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今天粗浅地学习和应用了任务队列和 Server-Sent Events,GitHub Copilot 说我写的程序有严重的时序竞争 bug,但是我测试了十几遍都跑的没问题,我赢了 ✌️
(可能确实有 bug,但是我的标准是能跑就行)
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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Sat May 03 2025 12:03:37 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
🐈 👀

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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Fri May 02 2025 20:20:29 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
Shot by phone 🤳

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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Sun Apr 27 2025 22:33:50 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
脱口秀的笑话要么脱离语境,要么有能构建语境的能力。我只能当微信聊天喜剧演员。

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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Tue Mar 18 2025 16:40:01 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
我现在只要看到了很尬的比喻,就会下意识的怀疑是 deepseek 写的
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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Fri Mar 14 2025 12:34:34 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
:都说妈妈吃叶酸孩子会聪明。我都给我妈吃了两个月了,感觉没什么效果。
:也许你不是亲生的
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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Wed Mar 12 2025 15:02:48 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
要是我和这只猫一样可爱就好了,这样就会有人喜欢我了 🥹🥹🥹

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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Tue Mar 11 2025 16:50:41 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
不愿意生孩子纯粹是因为商家售后太差,大家不愿意复购罢了。
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Dkphhh's MurmurCreated@ Sun Mar 02 2025 13:38:14 GMT+0800 (China Standard Time)
因为没有被置于「凉爽、干燥、远离阳光」的地方,地球上才有了生命。换句话说,我们是宇宙里发的霉。
Life on Earth exists because it wasn't placed in a "cool, dry, away from sunlight" location. In other words, humans are the mold that grew in the universe.